Order of Temperance

Description
The Order of Temperance is a monastery located in the highlands of Genosha and comprised entirely of sentient baboon monks. They base their faith on the teachings of Loquatious, the patron saint of liquor.

Initiates are expected to complete a rigorous twelve step program focused on "drunken master" martial arts, discipline, and temperance. Afterwards they are allowed to partake in their Boof of Truth sacrement, thus completing their spiritual awakening and promoting them to the rank of "Wino Monk."

The Order disapproves of drinking any form of alcohol, instead choosing rectal administration during very infrequent ceremonies. Anyone outside their faith who drinks alcohol is viewed as an ignorant heathen.

Higher ranking monks distill a form of banana brandy, known as the Holy Spirit. It is considered a great honor to boof the elixir, as only the most worthy acolytes are permitted.

Hierarchy in the Order consists of:
 * 1) The Arch-Brandy
 * 2) Cognakinals
 * 3) Single-Malts
 * 4) Barflyers
 * 5) Wino Monks
 * 6) Initiates

Goals
This monastic order practices strict discipline and temperance to achieve enlightenment through the Boof of Truth. It will take most monks a lifetime to even be considered worthy of their sacrament.

Notable Members

 * Loquatious, patron saint of liquor
 * Haka-Luki, Arch-Brandy

History
The Order of Temperance was formed over 300 years ago. There is little information on the first generation of monks, due to their scribes focusing on recording the teachings of Loquatious.