Loquatious

Saint of Liquor

Loquatious was a mute baboon from the continent of Genosha. On an eventful day, he boofed banana brandy and experienced the great Boof of Truth. He was henceforth cured of his affliction and babbled a great torrent of speech. Nearby villagers were moved by his many truths and wrote them down, creating the foundation of the Order of Temperance. He spent the remainder of his years as a worshiped recluse in the Order of Temperance monastery.